(via rarekong)

If we’re still awake we’ll play our instruments all night
And sing again of mighty men, and queens, and daring fights
We’ll fill your dreams with pirates ships, with whales and giant squid
And cities burning to the ground through evil deeds we did!

We’ll have meat, bread, and wine, and ale and other brews
Mead for good measure, since meat is only food!
Juicy roasted chicken, pork-filled sausages and beer
We’ll sing and laugh and dance and hope to live another year!

Here’s to good health, to a long happy life
To many more days and warm festive nights
Here’s to our women, and to songs that we sing
But enough of that, just grab your lass, and have another drink!

erebabes:

on my way to steal your man and convert him to the chaos gods

erebabes:

on my way to steal your man and convert him to the chaos gods

(via jaghatai-khan)

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.
Original is on my site here.

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

Original is on my site here.

(via beardsmelting)

onebluesky:

#xena doing the thing where she kisses gabrielle on the top of the head (◡‿◡✿)

(via startrekrenegades)

My roommate and I have already determined that our Star Trek RPG games are probably going to take place in one of the hundreds of thousands of possible alternate realities that occupy the Star Trek universe, so we can fuck with minor details here and there without too much heavy regard for things that happened in the prime reality we are most commonly exposed to.

After we’ve familiarized ourselves with the game, we’ll also probably do an outlaw game, exploring the underbelly of the Star Trek universe. Orion Syndicates, and Ferengi, and the Federation trying to bust us, oh my!

Perhaps the high note of amusement for the evening was deciding to read the various sections of Bellingham Craigslist Personals.

archie-edits:

Betty and Veronica accidentally discover tribadism.

archie-edits:

Betty and Veronica accidentally discover tribadism.

(via crunchbuttsteak)

rules about getting caught in the vacuum of space and how long (or short) it takes to kill you if not rescued before the requisite number of rounds (fitness+vitality). if rescued before, your character drops one wound level per round until near-death.

rules about getting caught in the vacuum of space and how long (or short) it takes to kill you if not rescued before the requisite number of rounds (fitness+vitality). if rescued before, your character drops one wound level per round until near-death.

Much as I love every Klingon episode in Deep Space Nine that I’ve seen so far, my new favorite episode is Empok Nor. When Trek does creepy, they really hit the nail.

missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.

(via khakiis)